Who ELSE Wants To Start Their "Nude Year" Right With Private, In PERSON, 1-On-1 Coaching With Me?
Dear Soon-To-Be Master of Muff,
If you are frustrated as fuck and ready to dump:
- Having to settle for women who are far beneath your standard because you have no other choices
- Being enraged with those disgusting words, “I’m just not attracted to you” and the equally vile, “I just want to be friends”
- Feeling like shit while you watch the better-looking, richer, socially-proofed guys steal the high-quality women YOU DESERVE, right out from under your nose
- Enduring seemingly endless dry spells, as the clock ticks and life passes you buy
- The subtle and often glaring rage and shame inside at not having the women you desire and deserve AS YOUR BIRTRIGHT!
- The sickening, constant media bombardment of the Romance Racketeers trying to convince you that BUYING your way into a woman’s heart (and pants) is the only path for you
- The fake, imitation, upstart “gurus” who couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a fistful of pardons (I won’t name names) - the human locusts who devour your hope and financially rape you
- Having no step-by-step, custom-tailored roadmap and no one to take you and expertly guide you to face YOUR unique challenges and situation
- Or, finally, doing well from time to time, but are ready to consistently and predictably bat out of your league and enjoy the highest quality women who fulfill you in every way
Then I’ve got great news, and tough news.
Here Is The GREAT News
I’ve created some custom options for those who APPLY and QUALIFY, to work with me, one-on-one, life, and in person, in my home in San Diego where I'll:
- Put my 30-plus years of NLP and Hypnosis experience to work for you, melting away rapidly any and all unconscious blocks and barriers
- Use the same skills to install the outrageous courage and confidence that automatically and magnetically attract women before you even open your mouth
- Lay out a custom-tailored, step-by-easy-step “Maximum Muff In Minimum Time” roadmap, perfectly suited to your one-of-a-kind, unique personality, situation, and circumstances so we rapidly get you the level of seduction mastery that will make your friends beg you to tell them your secrets
- Rapidly train you in my best, latest, STREAMLINED, Speed Seduction patterns that require minimal memorization - all struggling, stumbling, or going blank erased and replaced with instant smooth-as-silk delivery that seductively slip-slides into the deepest recesses of her body, heart, and mind, making her ravenously hungry to have you plunging inside her
- Share and drill you in my best-ever, works-in-11-minutes “Buddy to Bedmate” pattern so you can turn that backlog of hump-able honey “friends” into your willing, eager lovers (you’ll have to bite your cheeks from laughing the first few times this works for you and that woman who “friend zoned” you suddenly ask to come back to your place or invites you over to “share a bottle of wine” - nudge, nudge, wink, wink!)
- Have you perfect your skills as you practice and drill nose-to-nose with one or more of my experienced, suggestible, and co-operative lady friends so you get plenty of prep in before I...
- Take you out INFIELD to some of my top-secret “day game" locations here in San Diego, where you’ll get my expert guidance, feedback, and encouragement as you perfect the art of day game pick-up with the plentiful parade of plunderable poon
And finally, last but not least:
- Give you follow-up Zoom mentoring, training, and coaching, to ENSURE you get past any remaining back-sliding or self-sabotage, continuing to push, prod, hold your hand, and kick your butt to take you to your total seduction success!
Sound good?
I agree.
But Let’s Slam On The Brakes, Buckwheat, Cuz Here Comes The Tough News
You see, in the past when I offered this, PRIOR to interviewing potential clients, I wound up working with guys who had so many psychological issues or lacked basic social skills, or had no familiarity with Speed Seduction® it left me drained for weeks.
And now, at 66, I just don’t have the energy for it.
Plus, I’m at a point where I can choose whom I work with and whom I screen out.
All of this means that…
You Have To APPLY To Get Your Exclusive, VIP Training With Me
Now, stay encouraged as I unveil exactly how this works:
- The first step is to visit the application page.
- Fill out the quick and easy application.
- I’ll review your application, and if I think you night be a good fit, I’ll send you a link to my calendar for an initial Zoom mentoring call where we will explore a custom plan for your seduction success.
- If we both agree we are a good fit, we will discuss the details of when you can start your adventure to endless options and choice with the ladies.
Clear?
Great…
Now Here Are The Options:
Option #1:
Diamond Package (Two ONE Slot Remaining)
Here's what you get when you fly "first class" on your journey to the Land of Moist Pink Abundance with me as your co-pilot:
- Two full exclusive days with me, including ONE 3-hour "infield”. (I STRONGLY encourage you to book your flight departure time so you leave late Sunday night-Sunday afternoon - the grocery stores and coffee shops are a literal PUSSY STAMPEDE here in my area of sunny San Diego!)
- 90 Days (6 Sessions) of follow-up Zoom support calls
- Full access to my Speed Seduction® and Persuasion Mastery™ library of recorded courses
- Six (6) 15-minute "911" calls to deal with any real-time issues that come up in your journey
- Two-night hotel stay on MY dime.
Investment: To be discussed on call.
(Payment plan is available for a nominally higher investment.)
Option #2:
Platinum Package (Three TWO Slots Remaining)
Here's what you get when we get together for a rapid-fire, roll-up-our-sleeves day of massive action:
- One full day with me, including practice with one of my fetching female friends, and, if you come out on a Sunday, 90-minute infield
- 60 Days (4 Sessions) of follow-up Zoom support calls
- Full access to my Speed Seduction® and Persuasion Mastery™ library of recorded courses
- Four (4) 15-minute "911" calls to deal with any real-time issues that come up in your journey
- One-night hotel stay on MY dime.
Investment: To be discussed on call.
(Payment plan is available for a nominally higher investment.)
Option #3:
Gold Package (Seven FIVE Slots Remaining)
Here's what you get when you go mano-a-mano with the Ayatollah of Moistpinkholla from the comfort of your couch, which you'll soon be sharing with the hottest citizens of Babealonia:
- 90 days (6 sessions) of custom-designed mentoring, training, and coaching over Zoom
- Full access to my Speed Seduction® and Persuasion Mastery™ library of recorded courses
- Four (4) 15-minute "911" calls to deal with any real-time issues that come up in your journey
Investment: To be discussed on call.
(Payment plan is available for a nominally higher investment.)
It’s Up To You…What Will You Do?
Listen:
What if, every day of 2025 looked like this...
You wake up, and there she is in your arms.
A young, breathtaking, flawless beauty you effortlessly met and seduced, almost as if she talked herself into sexually surrendering to you in every way.
She’s shared her perfect body, her loving heart (and perhaps her best friend( with you all night long.
She’s fully feminine, and 24/7/365 devoted on your team, ferociously loyal and eager to make you happy.
She fills your heart, and has your back, never even thinking of looking at another man.
And if you want to be with other women, you’ve got her so deeply hooked, she joins the “hunt” with you and even does it for you.
You take a deep breath, close your eyes, and soak in the satisfaction that you’ve finally got this part of your life fully handled.
All because you made the right choice, right now, right here, right NOW to click this link and invest in yourself.
Listen:
You deserve this.
You can have this.
You - and only you alone - can take the next step to getting this.
Only you can decide.
2025 could be just like 2024.
Or it could be the best year of your life, so far.
The choice is yours.
Peace, piece, and plentiful pink,
Ross Jeffries
Master Of Muff and Prince of Poon
Answers To Top Student Questions...
QUESTION: Can I pay over time?
ANSWER: Yes, payment plans are available at a nominally higher investment.
However, you must fully pay, prior to your time with me, even though we can schedule your slot as soon as we get the first payment.
Q: Where is this going to be held, if I am selected for the Diamond or Platinum live, in-person training?
A: In my palatial estate in sunny (and pussy packed) San Diego. I live 5 miles from San Diego International Airport, so it’s easy to get access to me. I recommend you stay in nearby Mission Hills or Mission Valley.
Q: I’m allergic to cats and I know you have felines. Can this still work?
A: Yes, I have an upstairs area, cat-free.
Q: Are there any refunds?
A: I pour too much of my focus, energy, and time into these private, one-on-one trainings. So absolutely NO refunds.
Q: Are there any guarantees of results?
A: NO! I have no way of knowing for certain that you’ll put in the effort to do what I say, even though I’ll be holding your hand (and kicking your ass if need be) all the way.
The ONLY guarantees I can give is that NOTHING MUCH will change for you unless you do this training with me AND that I will put every bit of my 30 years of experience with tens of thousands of men on your side and in your corner!
