Dear Speed Seduction® Student,
The other day, while walking my crazy kitteh Purrnilla Jones through the corridors of my palatial condo complex here in Marina del Rey, CA (aka Meowrina del Rey, Catafornia) she bit me hard on the leg and said,
“Hey stupid, you’ve been one greedy f@@k with your students lately, bombarding them with sale after sale after sale, all that Core/Hyper and London footage and blah blah blah.
I know they love it to bits, but stop being a greedy selfish bastard and give them back something REALLY GOOD for free, or I’ll start pissing on your Alpaca fur rugs again, and I’ll get Taz to poop the carpet.”
Well, who am I to resist the wisdom of such a pretty pussy?
So, I’m rewarding you guys with a value-packed, incredibly free training where I swear on my own well-used testicles I will not be pitching or selling one Goddamned thing.
(Oh, oh, oh, Taz is squatting on the carpet…one second. Be right back.)
Ok, so here’s the totally free, no-pitch, no-sales, value-packed event I’ll be holding.
On Tuesday, August 27 at Noon Pacific, we’ll be doing “Secrets Of The Naturals: How To Succeed With Women Like One Of Those Always-Gets-The-Girls Guys”.
This presentation will include lavishly illustated PowerPoint so you can follow along and we’ll feature a structured, question-and-answer interview conducted by my workaholic, overcaffeinated genius operations manager, Sebastian.
What Do You Need To Do
To Get In On This?
Here is the incredibly easy stepwise, clickety-click process:
- Put your mouse pointer over http://www.rjspecial.com/ and CLICK.
- Enter your name and e-mail address, put your mouse pointer over the orange “Register Me Now” button, and CLICK.
- You’re in! If you want, fill the box (he he he) you’ll see with your #1 burning question on this topic. (The more you ask, the more I serve – so DO IT.)
And to make sure your ass shows up, we’ll send you sufficient reminders before the training (with no pitches for any product inside of them).
Once again, go to http://www.rjspecial.com/ and follow the steps.
Hey, Purrnilla just jumped next to me and is purring away, so I think she approves.
So join me as I switch into giving-back mode for you.
Peace and piece,
RJ
P.S. Whomever anonymously sent the catnip and the toys to Purrnilla and Taz, please be aware that while I appreciate the thought, they were not up to my fur-babies’ standards and resulted in a very destructive scratching of my leather couch. Thanks for nothing!
P.P.S. For all you “I skipped to the P.S.” people, here’s that product-pitch free signup link one more time:
