I Laughed When The Blond B***h Flipped Me The Bird

Dear Speed Seduction® Students and Fans,

[This is something I wrote a while ago, but it’s one of my all-time favourites and it teaches a very important lesson.  So for you, I am pulling it out of the vault…]

Life sure is funny, sometimes.

Today, I was driving my SAAB convertible from the dealer, after having it repaired. (Note: SAABS are fun as hell, but expensive to maintain. Any SAAB lover will tell you it is worth it, but don’t get one if you aren’t willing to fork over some cash from time to time.)

Anyway, as I was driving, some blond girl in a beat up Honda Civic was tail-gating me.

Apparently, 45 miles an hour wasn’t fast enough for her. So she was right on my tail.

I thought, “Honey, you are going to try to shut ME down when I’m in this turbo-charged rocket? No way.”

I just tapped the accelerator and my SAAB shot off like a rocket, leaving her eating my California clean-air-standard- compliant exhaust emissions.

Here is the really funny part.

She caught up to me, behind me, at the red light.

And when the light turned green, she whipped around me in the right turn lane, and illegally proceeded to cross back in the intersection so she could “cut me off” and pass me.

As she did, she flipped me the bird.

I burst out laughing.

Then I thought, “Now, why was that so funny?”

What was funny is how stuck that poor girl was.

She really thought she HAD to “beat” me.

She was willing to break the law and endanger herself and others just so she could have her “victory”.

And she had to flip me off and make it personal into the bargain.

But you know what?

After she took off, I was STILL in my beautiful, joy-to-drive, incredible SAAB.

And she will still be driving around all day today, and probably for the next few years, in her crappy, beat-up, falling-apart, shitty Civic.

Now, this is NOT about the car you drive.

It’s about looking where you THINK you are finding your little “victories” without realizing that you are really just re-enforcing being stuck.

And it’s about not being reactive to other people’s stuff.

I could have taken offense at that girl.

Instead, I laughed at her need to “beat” me.

Sometimes, the best thing to do in life is just let the idiots zoom by you, thinking that they’ve won.

And the seduction lesson is this:

Women are running around on auto-pilot 99% of the time.

The actions they take often have NOTHING to do with you, but their own pre-programmed stuff.

So when you run into a woman who responds in a cruel or bitchy way when you have really done nothing to merit it, just picture my little blond bitch in the shitty Civic, flipping me off.

And realize she’s done you a huge favor.

Peace and piece,

RJ

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