From the ashes of defeat….

Dear Speed Seduction Student,
Did you know that one of the worst movies ever made is responsible for thousands and thousands of men getting laid with super-hot women over the past 15 years?
It’s true. Without the existence of this celluloid abortion…Speed Seduction(R) might never have existed. No moist pink relief for you guys. No “Discovery Channel” pattern, no batting out of your league with super hot women you used to be afraid even to look at. Just dry-humping, monkey-spankin’ and chicken chokin’.

Here’s the scoop: As some of you know, your Guru of Gettin’ Some(TM)(R)
used to be a comedy writer. Now, I don’t want to say that I SUCKED as a comedy writer. It’s just that..well….ok, I sucked. So, way back in 1984, I was writing jokes for a Korean comedian, Johnny Yune . As he used to say, “A Korean comedian is a like a Jewish gardner”. Anyway, Yune had actually done a fairly funny film, They Call Me Bruce. So they offered him a shot to do a sequel and he asked me if I wanted to write it with him. Wow, I remember my excitement. I was actually getting paid the royal sum of $750 a week! I remember telling my parents, “I won’t have to worry about money for a long time”.
Ha.
Ah ha.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha.

Do you think that kind of delusional thinking and grandiose positivity is uncommon in this world? Do you think that YOU would never be that dumb?
Don’t be too sure.
Don’t be too sure.
Don’t be to sure.

Anyway, fast forward to 1987. I get a call, out of the blue, from Yune. “Hello, Paul. It’s Johnny. The movie is playing in Westwood”. So, I drive over to the cracker-box multi-plex on Westwood Blvd and Ohio. The movie is playing to a virtually empty theatre. Me, a couple of kids, a wino who smells like the south end of a bunch of ducks flying north. It’s an absolute nightmare. A disaster. So bad that I quite literally had a snapping moment. I shit you not. I felt something like a huge rubber band snap in the middle of my forehead, I literally saw a blinding white light(I’m not being dramatic, but accurate only) and at that moment, the dream of being a comedy writer that I had sustained since I left college in 1981…Died A Painful Death!
Now, what in the fraggin’ holy hell does any of this have to do with the only thing that SHOULD matter to YOU-gettinghot chicks as much as you like, as often as you like, as easy as you can?Just this:
Had my dream of comedy writing actually succeeded, I almost certainly never would have stumbled on to NLP, saw a way to solve my OWN problems with women, been motivated to create and teach Speed Seduction(R) and spread the word of the Sarge far and wide, in fact, world wide. That first dream had to crash in flames of utter humiliation for this continuing dream to come to life.

My larger point is really this:
When things seem really at the worst in your life-when that special someone leaves you for seemingly no reason at all, when you get fired from that job you worked so hard to find, when a dream you’d worked on for years just isn’t going to happen….It’s Up To You To Do Something Right With It!

Look: I have to believe that teaching all of this stuff was always what I was MEANT to do all along. Being a teacher is my karma. My destiny. My path. My road. Everything else was just a distraction, or training in some way for what I do now.

Hey, all those years of writing crap comedy did teach me how to write, how to be funny in my own way when I write, and it was good training to be a pretty damn good copy writer too(I write 99% of my own ads). So not only might you find something else, you will probably be pulling along some good skills you picked up on the way.

And speaking of pick-up, why aren’t you enjoying the secrets I revealed on this 90 minute webcast/teleseminar? You can listen free, anytime, by
clicking here: http://ds1.downloadtech.net/cn1086/audio/1506178499525-001.mp3
Feel free to pass that link along to your friends, and tell them about this blog too.

Piece and peace,

RJ

P.S. watch for a huge announcement October 1 about a giant and secret project I’ve been working on in conjunction with someone very big in this biz. I can’t say anything more except the word of Sarge is going to spread like a pair of hookers’ legs at a 40 year old Virgin convention.

P.P.S. Hey, if anyone knows how Johnny Yune is doing drop me a line. The guy was pretty damn nice to me and introduced me to eating sushi! No shit, my first sushi ever was sea urchin!