Hey guys,
Since this is Independence Day, I want to help you a bit
further along on your drive to independence from
wanking it, spanking it, and tissue-spelunking.
Therefore, I reveal to you a few more great opening
scenarios:
You: If I were gay, and you had a brother, I’d go for him,
cuz you’re really cute.
You: You know, in the ANTI-matter world, you’d be considered
extremely UGLY
You: I picked the wrong beach(bar, sidewalk, super-market, etc) to be
gay.
Then I use my new super-transition line. It has NEVER failed yet.
I simply say, “Are you a roller…a folder…or a tosser?”
The answer always is a curious, “What do you mean?
My response is, “Ok..so you are about to leave for your ideal vacation
spot. You really want to get away…indulge…cut loose…feel free.
You’ve got your suitcase totally open….totally ready to receive…
So do you toss your clothes…roll them…or fold them?”
I then make up a bit of a funny story about the personality traits of
the tosser, roller, folder, who gets on with whom, etc.
Try them..they are free.
Peace and big bangs to you today.
RJ
Thanks for sharing. I like that rolling, folding thing a loot.
Thaks for the share! Will definately try those.
Ross, I tried that roller, folder, tosser question out with some blonde near a Starbucks, and she giggled, and said, “you mean in bed?” bwahahah
Does “tosser” mean the same thing in the US as the UK?
Haha
No, tosser means you throw something.
Not, “toss one off” at the wrist.
That would be “wanker” or “meat beater”.
Got it?
RJ