Hooray For Pinkberry!

Dear Speed Seduction Student,

Screw “group theory”.

For those of you who don’t know, “group theory” is part of the lingo of the PUA(that’s pick up artist) community.

Group theory teaches how to infiltrate a group of women or a mixed group of men/women, “neg” the women, “AMOG” the men, and be the alpha male, smooth-talkin’, center of attention.

I say, screw it.

My idea of group theory?

Some venue or event where there are 30 women, 3 guys, and 2 of the guys are gay.

Now THAT’S group theory.

(BTW: In case you don’t get it, YOU would be the straight guy.)

So, the other day, I go to the new “Pinkberry” yogurt place.

Pinkberry, for those of you who don’t live in So Cal, is a new yogurt chain that is inexplicably popular with almost everyone, but especially HOT YOUNG WOMEN.

Now, I don’ t get why women who care so much about their bods that they do 5 hours of yoga and spinning a day will then stuff their maws with Pinkberry Yogurt.

But they do.

Way back in the 90’s, I talked about going to places where women indulge their desire for oral gratification.

Thanks to Pinkberry, they’ve found their heaven.

Pray to the pussy-gods that Pinkberry opens a franchise in your town.

Or find the equivalent.

Because this place is ludicrous in the hot-girl to straight-guy ratio.

In fact, I think I just may sponsor the Ross Southern California Pinkberry Sarg-a-thon.

A weekend of me and 6 hand-selected students to spend all day and evening Sat-Sun sarging every Pinkberry location in So Cal.

Anyone up for it?

A bit of hidden camera footage would make a good video podcast.

Bottom line: find a place where women swarm and forget about “group theory”.

Feed your face AND your zipper.

Peace and piece,

RJ