Dear Speed Seduction® Student,
Have you seen a TV show called “King Of The Hill?”
I don’t watch the show too often, but the episode I happened to catch recently was a PERFECT example that relates to what I teach.
One of the main characters is a guy named Boomhauer, who doesn’t talk much and comes off as a sort of spaced-out airhead if you don’t know him well. When he does speak, you can barely make out what he’s saying.
BUT, for some reason he’s never short of succulent, hot babes to go out with. He’s viewed as a “ladies’ man” by his buddies, most of whom (from what I could tell) either haven’t mastered a girl-getting game and/or are stuck in “real-hate-shun-ships by default.”
Anyway, one day Boomhauer offers to teach Hank Hill’s son Bobby, who is just starting to like girls and wants to learn how to pick up chicks, how to approach and impress women. Boomhauer and Bobby go to a ladies’ shoe store, and, like my best students, Boomhauer gets to work and starts Sarging …
… well, sort of.
Boomhauer’s approach is that he simply walks right up to every woman in the store – and I mean EVERY woman – and asks for her phone number. As I said, he speaks unintelligibly so it comes out like “Something something talkin’ ’bout something dang ol’ something something you know give me your number and something something talkin’ ’bout something call you up sometime or something.” You see him get repeatedly yelled at and slapped. This happens, I think, about 20 times.
But then a woman writes her number on a card and hands it to him. Boomhauer walks up to Bobby, shows him the card, and says something like, “See, look at that, man. Talkin’ ’bout dang ol’ piece of cake.”
Bobby wonders what he’s “talkin’ ’bout,” since he just witnessed Boomhauer getting shot down over and over. Boomhauer replies that it doesn’t matter, because he got the digits from a hottie. Then he walks off with all the confidence and serenity of a man who owns his game, who KNOWS he’s going to get laid.
So … What Can We Learn From Boomhauer?
Yes, his approach is rough and primitive, and if he was my student, in no time flat he wouldn’t need to approach 20 women to get results, or ask for numbers anymore. But there are some general principles Boomhauer teaches us.
- When you Sarge on a woman, it’s not just about succeeding with THAT ONE woman. It’s about honing and mastering your skills to succeed with that woman AND the next ten women you approach (one of whom might be her even hotter roommate or neighbor).
- Even the most experienced expert girl-getters don’t succeed with every woman. The real goal is to approach and Sarge on as many women as possible to find the creme de la creme of sizzling hotties. With Speed Seduction®, you gain the skill set that gets you the results you want – that you deserve – a far higher percentage of the time.
- Persistence is the name of the game. Not every woman will respond to who you are and the vibe you broadcast in the world. You got shot down 10 times tonight already? So? Is there an eleventh woman? Could SHE be the one who gets dripping wet as soon as you approach and takes you on the ride of your life tonight?
Just keep Sarging, and you’ll be having more and more dang ol’ good times with the women you REALLY desire.
Peace and piece,
RJ
P.S. With what I teach you throughout Rapid and Total Success With Women, you’ll remain, like Boomhauer, calmly in control as the effortless seduction architect of every interaction and situation.
It will give YOU all the confidence and serenity of a man who owns his game, who KNOWS he’s going to get laid.
haha.. if it weren't four douchebag sleazoids like you, Mike Judge wouldn't have had a career (in comedy) and the world would've been a darker place. Thank you.
You are soooo right, Boomhauer doesen’t care when he get’s rejected, he only does when he scores.. when i’m sarging a woman, and she isn’t responsive in the way that’s truly beneficial to her and myself.. i just look at it as, she has low self esteem, and has bad taste lmao.. just my way of reframing, so i don’t dwell on her rejection..
douchebag sleazoids…. wow lol, someone hasn’t been to a seminar yet lol =)
I’ve always said that meeting women was a numbers game, and you can’t help but win if you keep playing.
(Now serving #208, step right up!)
This is bizarre as I am in the library right now and just applied the above principle right before checking my email and this one stopped dead in her tracks and was all in to every word i was saying, but strangely, once i asked her name she said she was marriedand kept going?!
Explain that one Ross…
Women are amazing. I started honing my languaging skills on the family memebers mother, sisters,
cousins and neices. Holy Shit! Just a little line like: “”I don’t think you might not understand how
much a person is valued, Mary””, and I can do no wrong. One small problem has come up. A few
racey words flew out of my mouth last week and now my neice just will not keep her hands off me.
I dont know about what that guy above me said but as I posted on your facebook page, sometimes all you have to do is walk in to the room with a good vibe, expecting nothing, and alot of good will come your way without you have to pull a Bauhmhauer or even worse- a Bobby Hill
Approaching lots and lots of girls won’t work if you live in a small town like me. You need a slightly more subtle approach
Assertiveness & Persistence is the true formula for every ladies man. Good e-mail RJ.
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