Dear Seeker of Success,
Once again, so-called “Valentine’s Day” is here.
Once again, the Romance Racketeers are rubbing their slimy hands together with rapacious glee.
Once again, let’s check in with the National Retail Federation.
They forecast that this Sunday, the average American sucker will waste $175.41 on candy, flowers, tickets to the ballet, and other desperate supplication.
That’s up $11 from 2021, and it represents the highest projected Valentine’s Day haul for the Romance Racketeers.
And so, the horror story continues…to get worse.
All over, guys hoping to “wow” that special someone are making reservations at swanky restaurants, snagging seventh-row seats at expensive shows, buying diamonds and jewelry and chocolates and roses, and all that rot.
Yes, even in the era of COVID, they’re doing that.
It just might be outdoors… or in a tent.
(That’s right…they’ll go straight down the drain.)
They’re spending extra time at the gym, racing against time trying (and failing) to blast away the remaining holiday pudge in hopes of being in “tip top shape” for the “big date” – the EVENT that’s finally here today.
Who knows, it might pay off.
She might even kiss him on the cheek and coo “Awwwww, how sweet!” when he springs the “big surprise” on her.
WOW. Sounds awesome!
Either way, thing is, she’ll probably want to call it a night around 9 or 10.
After all, tomorrow’s a work day, and she wants to rest up from the afternoon nature hike she enjoyed earlier in the day with her “girlfriends”.
So she’ll send him away with another peck on the cheek and an urge to “call me, please” with a subtle hint that she “might be available” some night this week.
This is how the 14th will go for the Money Man.
Here’s the thing, though.
She’ll be peeking out the window watching for the moment Mr. Chocolates And Roses And Expensive Dinners And Shows drives off into the sunset.
At the taillights’ last gleaming as he speeds off, thinking he’s a “lock” for a hot make out session tomorrow night when she answers the phone tomorrow at 6pm…
…she’ll nibble on one of the chocolates, then pull out her phone, open her dating app, and swipe-right on the man who, within the next 45 minutes or so, will be in her bed, tasting her sweets.
This privileged, skillful gent with money in his pockets is the Honey Man.
The Vaginal Victor On V-Day!
And the best part: he keeps his money AND gets her honey.
Which scenario sounds better to you? (That’s what I thought.)
Oh, and the Money Man’s 6pm call will go to voicemail.
She’ll still be all dreamy about the Honey Man… who might still be in her bed.
But, you can turn this around for yourself.
Peace and piece,
RJ
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Could it be that it does not workout like the way you say it does in every situation. because most of the guys i know who are either married or engaged to be marreid do not have the skills you teach, but these guys do have women.
@Robert
Sure they have women. But are they with the women they TRULY want to be with…or just settling?
Yeah I’m married – with two kids. And I settled. Now my wife just laughs at the blow job pattern.
A girl that has been telling me we have been “dating” is currently very pissed at me for not getting her a valentine despite the fact shes been dating other men. Shes become a pain in the ass and the whole bang and the boot is looking less attractive.Fuck valentines day and fuck Hallmark cards for starting it.
Why hasn’t the department of “justice” enforced the RICO statutes on these guys? Oh wait, they are racketeers themselves
could not believe how many people were line up buying goodies like flowers /chocolate for the day
even some of your former students have gone into the act, selling male sexual inadequacy so they can satisfy there honeys
Peer pressure
So are all those condoms being purchased going to waste as well? V day I thought was more for bf-gf relationships Trojan seems to run a lot of adverts this time of year
Interesting point Harry. I think that was the original intention of this fake helliday – to celebrate love between boyfriends and girlfriends, husbands and wives, etc. who are ALREADY sleeping together and have ALREADY established a level of rapport and togetherness commensurate with buying each other stuff.
Point.
My problem is with the brainwashing that has guys who are not yet in relationships, using this phony-baloney “holiday” to get suckered into begging, buying, booze, and BS – four of the 6 Bs. And if you look closely enough, bullying and biceps rear their ugly heads too.
Blech.