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    Builder Buk January 20, 2014, 11:41 am

    Hi, I have just lost my cell phone, and I can’t remember my number, so I was just wondering if, …I can have yours! !!!!

    Review: I don’t see no question mark!

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    Jerry January 20, 2014, 12:15 pm

    This is one I read from a news website way way before I found Speed Seduction and I thought I was hilarious. (root, is colloqial for “doing it” or “a shag”)

    “Do you want a root?”

    No..”

    “Well do you mind lying down while I have one…?”

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    Robert January 20, 2014, 1:24 pm

    Here are four crazy lines:

    “If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up…”

    “Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them!”

    “I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.”

    “F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?”

    P.S. Be careful with these lines. Learn the tools of Speed Seduction first, otherwise you will in all likelihood crash and burn… 😉

    / Robert
    Sweden

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    Brian January 20, 2014, 5:16 pm

    Thanks Ross, I did steal a couple for personal use, they fit my style…

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    Michael January 21, 2014, 2:16 am

    Thanks Ross long weekend coming up definitely going to use these on the unsuspecting female public as ice breakers !

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    Tuber January 21, 2014, 4:02 am

    I have an amazing arrow to set your heart on fire.

    And–

    The nectar of your rose is bee-ing petaled to my wolfish nose (Howling sound).

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    a m January 21, 2014, 10:15 am

    “If I weren’t your smartphone you would understand this. Never mind.”

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