(Recently we uncovered this shocking page from the diary of Sargy, Ross Jeffries' dearly departed kitteh who spawned an entire movement. Read the in-your-face and on-the-table story yourself, in Sargy's words...)

That’s me…Sargy J. Cat! Don’t you think I’m gorgeous? Of course you do! That’s my favorite toy with me in the picture; my stupid human thinks it smells like shit. He should take a whiff of himself, sometime.

Speaking of humans, here he is! Master of seduction and persuasion; ha! I have him wrapped around my little paw; you can take that to the bank. Personally, I don’t understand his obsession with screwing; ever since he took me to the vet I don’t even think of it anymore!

Here’s another shot of me! God, I’m gorgeous! My owner says if I could learn to walk on a leash, I’d be the perfect chick magnet! What a fucking asshole!

Here it is; my favorite place in the WHOLE world – my scat box! This year, I set another world’s record for tossing my litter around. I enjoy this activity, as it gives my human a taste of what it’s like when someone’s always tossing shit around. He seems to do this all the time on this “Internet” of his. Hu-mans; you can’t live with them and you can’t kill ’em either!

Another one of my favorite things; no that’s not a turd, stupid. It’s my mouse! I’ve rubbed it in my scat so much though, that it sure SMELLS like shit! For laughs, I like to drop it on assholes bed when I know he’s bringing a “chick” home after doing his “seduction” stuff. Ha ha ha! What a jerk!

One last shot of the moron indulging one of his fantasies. Will someone who knows how to open a can of cat food, do me a favor, and shoot this fool?

Click Here to E-mail my human: ross@seduction.com
(yes that actually is his email….hahaha this will show him….. no srsly he would love to hear from you, write to him b4 he sees this and makes me take it down kthnxbai)